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Almost getting away with stealing paintings

A guy in Paris almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre? Here is the story:

After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

"Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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