laughJokes for English Learner


Jokes: Father and son


These are jokes arranged according to different categories. You can also browse jokes according to their date of submission


Jokes arranged into categories / Jokes about family / Father and son

Clean English jokes | Father and son

We hope you would have fun reading this joke which is entitled " Father and son " .


Father and son

A father sends his kid to bed. Five minutes later, the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"

The dad says, "No. You had your chance."

A minute later the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"

The dad says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you."

"Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?"
Category | family

More jokes for EFL and ESL classes