Clean English Jokes!
Jokes for English Language Learners
Teachers often use jokes in the ESL/EFL classroom to teach culture, grammar, and vocabulary. Here are some of the jokes you can use to learn or teach English. Enjoy and have a lot of FUN 🙂
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Jokes for English Language Learners
A
- Absence!
- Across the borders
- Adopting a Chinese baby
- Age
- Albert Einstein and the New Zealand Economist
- Almost getting away with stealing paintings
- Alphabet riddles
- Alright, go ahead!
- Always spotted
- Am I driving?
- Am I the first?
- Anything you wish
- An American and an Englishman
- An apple a day
- An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
- An economist discussion
- An economy motel
- An exam today come rain or shine!
- An mportant business deal
- April Fool’s Day Prank!
- Are there any messages for me?
- Arguing with an idiot
- Arithmetic
- Asking to Play
- At least!
- At the doctor’s
- At the funeral
- At the Gates of Heaven
- Awful fishing
- A baby
- A computer addicted husband
- A dog trainer
- A drink for everybody
- A family of three tomatoes
- A harmless practical joke
- A healthy life
- A horse at the bar
- A Husband’s Moment of Disillusionment
- A lawyer and an engineer
- A man being mugged
- A man flying in a hot air balloon
- A man is talking to God.
- A modern day cowboy
- A mouse in my house!
- A preacher buys a parrot
- A question!
- A recent worldwide survey
- A sexist joke
- A snobish tourist
- A state patrol car
- A survey about cooking
- A test
- A very bad accident
- A wife’s Christmas gift
- A Woman’s Prayer
B
- Baby sitting
- Back to school
- Bad news
- Bad news and good news
- Bad news and very bad news
- Bark
- Beans
- Bear and friends
- Beer note
- Beethoven Halloween Joke
- Before the computer
- Best team in the country
- Be careful!
- Be my friend?
- Big Apple
- Bill Gates at hell or heaven?
- Bill?”” God asked.
- Black coffee
- Blind date
- Blind Dates
- Blood for bats
- Boa Constrictor
- Bones
- Bribing a wife
- Buckets of water
- Bulletproof jacket
- Burglar
- but where should I go first?””
C
- Call a lawyer
- Call for backup
- Candy
- Can I change my name?
- Can we drink?
- Can you write in the dark?
- Can’t sleep
- Caterpillars
- Catholic school cafeteria
- Cheeseburger and fries
- Chemistry exam
- Chocolate cake
- Christmas Present
- Christmas presents
- Churchil sleeping
- Class photo
- Clean cup
- Clean school
- Clearing the church!
- Coming Downstairs
- Complaining about the temperature
- Complaints
- Completely blind
- Consoling Susie
- Corruption free
- Creating man
- Crossing a painter with a boxer
D
- Dangerous Disease
- Dealing with a lawyer
- Defense lawyer
- Delicious
- Depressed
- Depression
- Desperate to conceive a child
- Did you enjoy your first day?
- Digging and filling
- Discussion about parents
- Disney World
- Doctor and mechanic
- Does your dog bite?
- Dog begging at the table
- Don’t mix them up
- Double negation
- Double negative
- Double talking women
- Do you know who I am?
- Do you serve crabs here?
- Do you serve crab?
- Do you want to dance with it?
- Draw Bridge!
- Drinking together
- Driving through Louisiana
- Drunk man and judge
- Drunk Test
- Dust in the phones
E
F
- Factory workers
- Fairy tales
- Father and son
- Father and son talking about the Bible
- Fat Tuesday or Mardi Gras
- Fifteenth Wedding Anniversary
- Final game
- Fire Station
- First day at school
- First kiss
- Fishing
- Five Apples
- Fixing broken computers
- Flying Dog
- Forget
- Forgot
- For the Sick
- For Women Only
- Four and four
- Fred wants to get married!
- Friends
- Frog meeting a beautiful girl
G
- Girls!
- Girl or boy?
- God decided to check up on the late billionaire
- God isn’t deaf
- God is watching
- God is watching
- God will provide!
- God Will Save Me
- Good Communication
- Good news and bad news
- Good news and bad news
- Good secretary
- Gorilla’s birthday present
- Grading of final exams!
- Gravity
- Great news
- Great news!
- Great surprise
- Guardian Angel
- Guess who?
- Guess Who?
H
- HALF to death
- Handsome and irresistible
- Hard grader
- Hated nation
- Have you done anything yet?
- Having kids
- he
- Head goes to the bar
- Hearing problem
- Hearing problems
- Heartburn
- Heaven or hell?
- Helping with cupcakes
- Help The Lonely Child
- He had a brush with the law
- He was framed
- Higher than the Empire State Building?
- Hold on!
- Holiday in Ireland
- Horrible day
- How can you prove the earth is round?
- How did your exams go?
- How many Bibles did you sell?
- How many coins?
- How much?
- How much?
- How Newton discovered gravity
- How to become a millionaire?
- How to get the day off
- How were people born?
- Hurricanes and women
- Hypochondriac
I
- If you broke your arm?
- indicating that she never told a lie.””
- Inheriting a fortune
- Interview
- Invitation
- In a mooooseum
- In the Baker’s Shop
- In the dark
- In-laws
- Irresistible model
- Is Google male or female?
- Is this her first child?
- It has one letter in it
- It hurts!
- It is on my living room wall
- It’s a talking clock
- It’s in the bible!
- I am a stranger
- I am beautiful
- I Am fine
- I am the boss
- I am too young
- I can’t pronounce it!
- I can’t understand a word he says
- I couldn’t find one big enough
- I didn’t notice it
- I don’t care for them anyway
- I don’t deserve it!
- I don’t see why not
- I have an announcement
- I is …
- I is …?
- I must confess!
- I need a pair of glasses
- I need help
- I never can remember
- I REALLY want to see Heaven!””
- I spill most of it
- I want a raise
- I will end up in jail
- I’d like to be ten again
- I’m going to let
J
L
- Labor day
- Labor Day joke
- Ladder
- Last customers!
- Late student
- laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and
- Leaving the highway
- Let’s not talk about that at the table
- Let’s play schools
- Lie-Clocks
- Life and computer
- Like Father, Like Husband?
- Living to be one hundred
- Logic of an economist
- Love Story
M
- Mad Cow Disease
- Mad Cow Disease
- Male Assertiveness
- Manager Joke
- Married for 60 years
- Masterpiece
- Math problem
- Meaning of Dreams
- Medical history
- Memory class
- Me neither!
- Me!
- Misunderstood Phrases
- Money isn’t everything
- Mosquitoes
- Mother Knows Best
- Mother’s advice
- My friend thinks he is smart
- My hands shaking!
- My husband
- My husband is a millionaire
N
P
R
S
- Salesman
- Salvador Dali’s breakfast
- Sandwiches
- Satan visits church
- School assignment
- School Picture
- Science class
- Science Final Exam
- screaming amongst the hot flames in
- Seagull
- Second language
- Secret service
- Sending a letter to the Lord!
- Seven ate nine
- Seven cats
- Shall we go out for a quick jog?
- Shark and atheist
- Short Valentine’s Day Jokes
- Should I buy her a car?
- Sign in restaurant window
- Silence in the cinema
- Silent H
- Silly people
- Singing telegram!
- Soccer Joke –
- Something that I didn’t do
- Sounding Off
- So have I!
- Stuck under the bridge!
- Stupid Product Label Instructions
- Stupid questions
- Summer in Canada!
- Surprised birthday
T
- Take him to the zoo
- Talking on the Phone
- Teasing Johnny
- Ten
- Ten artists
- Thanksgiving Divorce
- Thanks boss
- Thank you
- Thank you God
- That was short
- That’s not the way Mommy does it
- There are no chairs
- There can’t be a cat out there
- They aren’t all so bad
- They are all the same size
- They call him the boss
- The alarm clock
- The best restaurant
- The biggest lie
- The check
- The chicken was delicious
- The devil at the bar!
- The dog bites
- The Fiancé
- The French like to eat snails
- The ghosts of the white house
- The John
- The Lamp
- The longest word
- The most awful time
- The name of the other leg
- The outside layer of a tree trunk
- The Perfect Son
- The Power of Women
- The same essay
- The sharks got them
- The Sign
- The Stages Of Motherhood
- The texture
- The ugliest baby
- The will
- The X-ray results
- this is not what I expected. I can’t believe this
- Three fathers
- Three friends
- Three guys crossing a lake
- Three questions
- Three sisters
- Three stages
- Three tough rats
- Three Women in Heaven
- Three Years of Marriage
- Three years of marriage
- Time saving!
- Today’s topic
- Tooth fairy
- Too many strokes
- Touring South America
- Toy
- To my one and only love
- To whom am I speaking?
- Traffic signs
- Trains and planes
- Triplets
- True story
- Two Cows
- Two muffins in an oven
- Two people in the same grave
- Two short jokes about Christmas
- Two sons
- Two Words
W
- Waiter joke
- Waiter jokes
- Waiting for you!
- Wake me up in Baltimore!
- Wearing white
- Were you drinking?
- We are in trouble
- what are you doing?
- What a coincidence!
- What a mean boss!
- What does that tell you?
- What do they have in common?
- What if you didn’t see me for two or three days?
- What is it?
- What is politics?
- What is the chemical formula for water?
- What my mother taught me!
- What position?
- What should I do?
- What was the answer to your question?
- What’s your secret?
- When you and I are gone,
- Where is God?
- Where’s your homework?
- Which room?
- Which three companies are after you?
- Which word?
- White hair
- Whose Son is Better?
- Who discovered America?
- Who, me?
- Why am I tired?
- Why are you crying?
- Why are you late?
- Why are you late?
- Why a haircut?
- Why didn’t he get punished?
- Why did he become a painter?
- Why did you leave that job?
- Why do they wear gloves?
- Why God?
- Why not change the nose?
- Why not?
- why?
- Wife wanted
- Wife wanted
- Wife’s birthday
- Wise Old Dude
- Without using tables
- with angels drifting about
- Women and men
- World’s Smartest Man
- Worms
- Would you be a moron too?
- Would you like to dance?
- Writing tips
- Wrong way
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