You Have Two Cows Joke
1. SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else.
2. COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The state takes both of them and gives you milk.
3. FASCISM: You have two cows. The state takes both of them and sells you milk.
4. NAZISM: You have two cows. The state takes both of them and shoots you.
5. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The state takes both of them, kills one, and spills the milk into the sewage system.
6. CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
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