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Bad news

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! Thatís terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? Whatís the very bad news?

Doctor: Iíve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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