Stupid Product Label Instructions
A bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
A bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap,”
Some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.”
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.”
On packaging for a Rowena iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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