Short Valentine’s Day Jokes

Explore our selection of clean and funny jokes designed for English learners. Laugh while improving your language skills with our witty quips and humorous anecdotes!

Q. What do you call a very small valentine?
A. A valentiny!

Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A. I’m stuck on you!

Q. What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine’s Day?
A. Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!

Q. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A. I love ewe!

Q. What two words have a thousand letters in them?
A. Post Office!

Q. Why did the boy jump up and down on his valentine card?
A. He heard he had to stamp letters!

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