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After 15 years of marriage, Kate leaves her husband Danny. Danny lost everything to his X wife, so thinking hes going insane he takes a little walk through the forest. As he was walking his foot hits a lamp and a genie comes out. The genie says, I'll give u 3 wishes, BUT everything you get your wife gets two times as much.

Danny wishes for a car and his wife got two times as many cars. Then he wished for a house and his wife got two houses. Then Danny asked the genie to choke him half two death.
Category | marriage

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